Don't Cheat on Her Kris, She Might Sleep With This Guy

In a deal I thought happened a month ago, the New York Mets sent Kris and Anna Benson to Baltimore for Jorge Julio and John Maine. Apparently the hold up was on the O’s end, as they couldn’t figure out just how much Anna was worth.

Orioles manager Sam Perlozzo –in his first full season- must love this move.

In Kris, you get a former number one overall pick (bust) with a career 57-61 record to headline a rotation that was among the worst in baseball last season.

In Anna, you get skimpy outfits and outrageous statements to the media. Not to mention, if those wild Baltimore groupies get to Kris, Sammy’s first in line for a little half and half.